December 2009
102 posts
MMIX
New Year’s hasn’t ever been a huge deal for me. When you’re in school, it’s just a big party in between semesters. No more of that—I’m on the real world calendar now. 2009 was pretty decent: graduated law school, took (and PASSED) the bar exam, got to take a victory lap in my hometown with family and friends.
Hope everyone out there has a safe night. ...
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WE ARE THE WORLD
The entire 5th grade had to sing this for an assembly, so I knew every goddamn word.
What a show.
“every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in...”
– chuck klosterman (via douglasmartini) (via rickahh)
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Band of Horses - “St. Augustine”
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crbrown3:
Merle Haggard - The Bottle Let Me...
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“I had a one-night stand with a girl from OKCupid who brought me over Theraflu...”
– I think I’m going to keep a concise record of my experiences once I move.
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Band of Horses - “Ode to LRC”
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“Do what?”
– Things cashiers say to you in SC that they never say to you in Denver. (via lekdek)
This phrase is definitely in my vocabulary.
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MIKE LEACH, R KELLY, A MIDGET, AND A FAT...
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crbrown3:
…then a fat girlfriend steps into the kitchen, Says “Coach Leach where’s my man, I’m askin’ you cause he gone missin’!” He says “Talk to the guaaaaaard!” She says “Why’s there a guaaa-aaaaaarrrrd?” Guard says “Cause I’m a guaaa-aaaaaard!” She says “Why you rushin’, you know he got a concussion,” And then Coach Leach says “I’m tryin’ to get fired bitch, so keep up your fussin’...
Don't procrastinate pleasure! →
katiebakes:
“Once you start procrastinating pleasure, it can become a self-perpetuating process if you fixate on some imagined nirvana. The longer you wait to open that prize bottle of wine, the more special the occasion has to be.”
(via lifeoflc)
Grandparents
Graphic descriptions of current ailments
Overt, casual racism
$50 in an envelope for Xmas (Thanks Grandma & Grandpa!)
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clientsfromhell:
Backstory: Textbook illustration on a 2-page spread titled “Where Does Milk Come From.”
Client: Please redraw this so we don’t see the cow’s udder.
I want to go over the side.
tanya77:
I want to go over the side. And I don’t mean in the conventional sense of cutting your hair off, getting some piercings, leaving your husband after having some outrageous affair, or moving to Europe or Idaho.
I mean Next Fucking Level. Going where people haven’t gone yet. Creatively cracking the Next Level code. Creating things that is outside of people’s understanding, such that it...
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Band of Horses - “Wicked Gil”
Dec. 30...
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This Time Next Week
I’ll have permanently relocated to NYC. Craziness.
“The 9-millimeter Glock that Saddam Hussein was carrying when he was captured by...”
– TPMDC Morning Roundup | Talking Points Memo
Jesus fucking christ. (via theoriginaljoefisher)
CBS just used Mastodon as background for a...
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"Players frequently walk around with... →
katiebakes:
I wrote about lax bros and exotic dancers. Don’t you want to click?
Re: Rock & Roll HoF Concert
Lou Reed apparently did waaaaaaaaayyy more drugs than Ozzy.
“Introducing is a talented, Oxford-based nine-piece band with a very specific...”
– Video here: DJ SHADOW’S SHADOW | More Intelligent Life (via theoriginaljoefisher)
awesome.
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This is an interview with the man who created The... →
(via vicemag)
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Theo's Top Albums of 2009
The Scene: After several months bubbling under the surface, Theo’s existential crisis (if you can call it that) hits in full force. Relationships are detonated. Theo learns that his job, like many others, will have to wait until January 2010. Theo graduates law school and moves in with Cliff and Claire to study for the bar exam, which he takes in late July. Theo moves to Atlanta to...
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Theo's Top Albums 2005-08
Presented in one easy-to-click format:
2005
2006
2007
2008
2009’s retrospective will be along in short order.
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